OH MY COW!!!!!!!!! let me tell you what happened to me today...
yes, in case you're wondering, i made it back safe and sound in one piece, my computer's set up and i have a new room, and i'll show you all the pictures and everything, but i am right now traumatized and have to tell the world.
so i babysat today for a little boy named isaac who's about 1 or 2... he toddles around and talks, and he's adorable. well, his family just moved into a new house and his mom lacy told me that they got a new dog as well, a puppy, named cooper who likes to lick but that he shouldn't be a problem. puppy! great, i can handle that, i like puppies, no biggie... or so i thought. um, think again. jason, the dad, is there when i arrive and he lets cooper in and let me tell you, i have NEVER seen a bigger dog in my life!!! that was one BIG puppy. now, our neighbors had great dames and dober pinchermans and those huge mean, lean chicken-eating machines, but this thing was gigantinormigous!!! his head was over my knee and when he jumped he put his paws on my shoulders, and he's fat and furry! no joke. i found a pretty good picture at this website.... http://greatpyrenees.com/wyndhamhill/win3s.jpg.... yeah, and your's truly is, guess what!?! afraid of dogs! well, maybe not afraid, i'm learning to deal but this thing scared the poop out of me!!! i would like you to notice how BIG that dog is in comparison to that lady. this one had more fur and was brown but was that big, and scary looking.
jason was there, and cooper wasn't bad. he licked me and jumped, but jason said he'd calm easy so i wasn't that worried. he said cooper would never hurt a fly, um, i don't know about that. jason told me i could put him in the laundry room and so he put him there when he left. not a big deal. about 30 minutes later cooper starts barking and isaac goes "doggy?" so stupid kara let the dog out. um... yeah, he went crazy. at first he just jumped on me, and then i'm trying to pet him to make him calm down and he starts nipping me, so i try to get him back in the laundry room and he pushes me in. so i'm now shaking and i'm standing in the laundry room and this humongous beast is bearing his teeth and barking at me across the door way. every time i try to come out he like jumps on his hind legs. i don't know what to do, and i'm praying, almost crying, and all of a sudden, baby isaac, who has been standing behind cooper staring at me like there's something wrong with me, says "kawah, doggy" and walks into the laundry room. i grab him and shut the door... and then realize, um, now isaac and i are locked in the laundry room. good one huh? lol :) you know this is really histerical as i look back on it, but i was seriously in tears!
praise Jesus, there's a door in the laundry room to outside, so i take isaac outside thinking maybe we can get in another door, and um, it's all locked. so we go play in the back for a while and i'm scheming, praying, crying, shaking, and i finally see cooper through the window go lay down in the next room. so i grab isaac and make a run for it... as i get inside to the back door to let cooper out, he attacks me and i throw the door open and push him into the yard and slam the door. WHOO WHO!!!!!!!!!! i did it! we're in, it's out, and i did good. HAH... until i look outside about 2 hours later and this big beautiful very furry dog is CAKED in mud. whoops!
when lacy got home i told her, and after she laughs at me, she realizes that cooper has broken their brand new pond outside full of fishes that are no more, i hope they make cooper sick dumb dog, and that's how he's all wet and muddy. yeah... i definitley felt stupid. so um, next time, i WILL NOT be taking him out of the laundry room. dumb dog... or maybe we should say, dumb kara.
check out the picture, i swear, this animal is ENORMOUS!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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